Title: Crazy Cat Lady
Author: aishuu
Fandom: Batman: Batman! Batman! Batman! Batman! Batman! Na na na na na na na....
Wordcount: 750
Taunt: The only thing that matches my fandom's wealth is the sheer amount of crazy.

Crazy Cat Lady

Title: Shoujo Manga Syndrome
Author: aishuu
Fandom: Kimi ni Todoke: A sweet shoujo romance featuring a rather unlikely heroine and the cutest, kindest boy ever.
Wordcount: 300
Taunt: My fandom may look creepy, but it's really, really misunderstood and just wants to be friends.

That Story Is Not True

Title: Enemies
Author: aishuu
Fandom: Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon: Cheesy liveaction adaptation of Sailor Moon, featuring bad acting and tacky special effects.
Wordcount: 1,000
Taunt: My fandom will punish you, in the name of the moon (and tacky plushy characters that henshin into annoying little kids in sailor fuku).

Let there be peace

Title: The Voice of Reason
Author: aishuu
Fandom: Ayatsuri Sakon: Puppeteer puppets possessed puppet to postulate posthumous possibilities. Film at 11.
Wordcount: 1,800
Taunt: ...there is no fandom for this. Sigh.

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Title: Kurt and the Castrati
Author: aishuu
Fandom: Glee: Take High School musical, punch it in the stomach, and add Jane Lynch... that's Glee.
Wordcount: 700
Taunt: My fandom invented the slushy facial... want one?

Just because Kurt sings like a girl doesn't make him one.

Title: Class Leader
Author: aishuu
Fandom: Star Trek (Reboot): The classic Star Trek series, 2.0.
Wordcount: 200
Taunt: My fandom invented slash.

Jim Kirk in high school....

Title: Lessons, Chrestomanci Style
Author: aishuu
Fandom: The Chronicles of Chrestomanci: Being the story of Chrestomanci, the man who controls magic, and the antics he has to deal with, as written with Diana Wynne Jones (AKA the best British children's writer who I suspect a certain JKR was a fan of...)
Taunt: My fandom will just outlive yours.

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Title: Five Happily Ever Afters for Juliet Capulet
Author: aishuu
Fandom: Who said teen angst was something new? Shakespeare's classic tale of starcrossed lovers is over 400 years old.
Taunt: The only way you've never heard of this is if you're as stupid as Romeo and Juliet were.

Love Story.

Title: The Grasp of Immortality
Author: aishuu
Fandom: Take terrorism and mix it with large mecha, and you get Gundam Wing 00. The most recent Gundam series.
Taunt: If you can keep the politics of my fandom straight, I'll give you a bright, shiny, Haro or a crazy man in a mask, as is standard for any Gundam.

We are all of us haunted and haunting.

Title: Exactly What He Deserves
Author: aishuu
Fandom: Lord of the Rings: The original elf/dwarf questverse, and still the best.
Taunt: If you don't like my fandom, we'll send the tinhats after you to force conversion.

looking forward to death